The 'Exposure'

I have finished my orientation day on the ward today. My brain is mush, now I realise some of you may ask well what is the difference? I can barely string a sentence together and I can just about remember my name if I keep looking at my ID badge! The staff however are great very welcoming and friendly, and I am looking forward to working now. The only concern I have is for the general public as I said a few posts back I am exposing a bits of my anatomy that haven't been exposed to sunlight since I moved to the UK eighteen years ago!!

My knees and legs are white, bright, fat and shiny. They look like to great big sausages sticking out of a blue shorts pan! The top has no mercies either and shows of my lovely Michelan Tyre Man modelling well don't you think??? Its truly frightening and I can only apologise to all those I care for. Apart from looking like a lumberjack or a scary version of teh marshmellow man off of Ghostbusters (imagine this image with a black helmet) the plus side is my legs get a fantastic breeze when I ride my bike!
I am looking forward to many more days as an outback midwife despite the sheer lunacy of putting a fat bird like me in such a uniform!
To all my family and friends love you all and keep smilin'.